Jun 20

Just like a prostitute

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The truth about working in the IT industry:

1. We work weird (night) shifts…
Just like prostitutes.
2. They pay you to make the client happy…
Just like a prostitute.
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny…
Just like a prostitute.
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client’s dreams…
Just like a prostitute.
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you…
Just like a prostitute.
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed…
Just like a prostitute.
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell…
Just like a prostitute.
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you…
Just like a prostitute.
9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it…
Just like a prostitute.
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: “I’m not going to spent the rest of my life doing this.”
Just like a prostitute. …

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Jul 20

Coding vs. WoW

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WTF… m-am apucat iarăşi de lucru la aplicaţia de secretariat / contabilitate / plăţi pentru firmă. Şi am avut (mă rog, încă am) o surpriză din ce în ce mai neplăcută: habar nu mai am să fac ceva. Deja am început să mă uit peste ce cod scriam înainte doar pentru a face funcţional un nenorocit de form. Am redescoperit $PHP_SELF abia din a 4-a încercare. Am greşit primul insert în baza de date. În loc să pun hexa pentru albastru, am pus de roşu. Am stat să caut documentaţia de MySQL pentru a face o coloană de tip decimal.

În schimb… Sunt level 68. Sunt revered cu Cenarion Expedition. Şi mă tot duc prin Steamvaults de pe la level 65. Deşi e de 70.

Fuck. Gotta take a break. Unde dracu’ am pierdut ceea ce făceam? Şi de ce?

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